can, can you do the can-can?

It's election time again, I think.

Someone has been driving their promotional car around my block for the past hour and a half, blaring out campaign mumbo-jumbo. It would usually tune this out, except in the background of their speech, they're playing the CAN-CAN!

How can you not pay attention when you hear the can-can? I think of be-stockinged legs kicking high from under frilly skirts! Or, I think of Carla's cell phone suddenly ringing out its can-can ringtone during an especially somber scene at Shakespeare in the Park!

But now, I'll think of nonsensical propaganda. THEY ARE RUINING IT.